Listening in on the tow captains conversations about me this morning I am thrilled to inform you all that I was awarded…no crowned…… “The dumbass of the week!” Knowing this was great honor I have prepared this speech…….
I would first like to thank my family, then my friends, and of course my supporters for helping me reach my lifelong dream of ultimate dumbassness! And finally I really have to thank the tow drivers for putting in those late nights debating who was really deserving of such a honor! Thank you all!
(More great towdriver comments to come!)